they killin me shawty

i'm just sayin. i was with my homegirl tonite, having drinks, catching up and shit. you know how that go. anyway so at the end of our run we settle the bill. i provide my portion and initially i tell the waitress that she can keep the change. she brings all our money back to the table, so then i say "oh you cool, i didn't need change". so then she like"oh its cool, don't worry bout it" as if to imply, "i don't need your funky ass $2" ain't it a recession? so i politely put my exact change in my wallet and tipped right on outta there. anyway, that's my peace.